Apparently I'm divorced?

Behold, the first dream since the rebirth of this blog!  Ahh, feels good to be back here again.  Let the chronicles commence...

So last night I had this dream that I was with my wife.  Don't even ask who it was, because I had never seen her before in my life.  And don't even ask if she was beautiful, because I don't remember...but I'm sure she was.  We were standing with some of my friends--also, don't know them--in a parking lot outside of a movie theater, and we wanted to go see a movie, but we didn't have enough money.  After thinking about it for a while, we devised a plan on how to get money.  My wife retrieved four backpacks from the backseat of the car.  Apparently, these backpacks were my ex-wives.  Four of them.  What the heck?  We discovered that when we put used movie ticket stubs in the backpacks, they would give us a quarter.  Our thinking was that if we had enough quarters, we could buy some movie tickets.  I had no idea where we got all the stubs, but we had paper backs full of them, and one by one we all started putting them into my exes, and sure enough, quarters began to pop out of them.  Eventually, we had enough money to buy one ticket, but only one.  We all decided that I should be the one to go see the movie, so everyone else left to go hang out at the mall while I went into the theater to buy a ticket.
I entered the building, went directly up to the concession stand and ordered a plate full of toast with melted butter and syrup.  In case you don't already know, hot bread with butter and King's Syrup is definitely, by far one of my all-time favorite snacks.  So good!  I was pouring the syrup on the bread, and quite frankly making a pretty big, sticky mess when I realized that I hadn't bought my tickets yet.  Now I had a dilemma.  Where do I put the buttery sweet goodness setting before me that A. No one will steal, and B. Won't spread the mess.  Where?

And that's when I woke up.  I was actually pretty interested in what I was going to figure out with my ingenious mind, too.  Dangit.